Basically I think the competition is just between PML-N and PTI . I mean come on has anyone seen the crap Bilawal Bhutto is pulling with his gay speeches !!! Khair in the spirit of these upcoming elections I am not going to say anything bad to the political parties that are giving displays of zoo tigers and killing those poor animals and ultimately being cursed by those mute( beyzuban) animals ( I hope they are eaten in hell ) .... Nor am I going to remind our nation that the "beloved" Benazir is long gone .....and probably turning in her grave by seeing her physco husband( if he's worth being called a human even) and super gay playboy of a son pulling such freak shows in front of the media with their slogans of "Benazir Bekasur" and "khoon chahye khoon denge" butcher shop antics.
I tend to forget that their is a PML-Q as well. I guess its better they are left forgotten anyways:p I mean who are these people ? Oh yeah they are just another of the money hungry power hungry dogs.
ANP etc is a topic I'm not going to touch they might blow up like the Taliban anytime because its not like they did anything for the Pathans fighting or becoming militants eventually.
When Mohammad Ali played the last round and lost he wasn't called the loser .. He was the people's champion . That's what Imran Khan is today. Yeah he married a Jew so what guys .... I mean we are fine with the idea of Pakistanis outside Pakistan living with random "goriyan" even if they eat pork or drink their bladders out. Actually why cross borders. See people in our own country calling themselves Muslims and drinking and womanising and leaving their perfectly good wives for a fling with some secretary. Isn't that something you guys should take a picture of and post of Facebook ?
But no ... As a Pakistani it is our duty to point out how IK drinks alcohol. Why not Point out Altaf Hussain being the world class womaniser if your so valiant and self-righteous. Or take a picture of Nawaz Sharif buying a chartered plane with our money he ate 20 years ago ! Or even better why not just kill all these people because they are "disobeying" Islamic rules and doing what is forbidden.
You know another thing that's forbidden ?? It's being a hypocrite. It's voting for an ass hole knowing that he's an ass hole. It's for criticising something new ... For killing hopes of people who are looking forward to a Pakistan where you can no longer criticise a system and where parents don't want their sons to run off to some other country to earn more money .. Where people won't look at your American accent and instantly rank you high in their respect books. Where if you have a European passport people won't line up at your doorstep to marry you .
So please vote for your dreamland but inside this country that is falling apart ... Vote sensibly guys ... Because if you vote for the wrong thing it will be like ending up married to a drug addict ,to a greedy jerk , to a materialistic girl , to an abusive husband or wife . Except its worse because all of this will be one person .. Controlling not just your life but lives of other 14 crore people along with you ....we all will be stuck in this .. Forever. No one knows who will live the next 5 years.. So make tomorrow count .
Cheerio :)
P.S please do punch yourself if your not voting for IK tomorrow .. Or call me I'll be more than happy to do the honours and remind you of the fact that your a waste of space and you should crawl back to where you came from.
