Candy Crush Saga :);):D:B:!

My new obsession.... No not some guy in TV ... It's the Candy Crush Saga :D sorry to all the people I used to think waste their life playing it ... I totally owe you guys one ... I'm hooked and I got my best friend hooked who in turn got my other friends hooked too ... Sticky candy cycle that turned out to be . 

But it's becoming more and more hard to keep my temper in check now when I can't complete a level for almost 5 days now !!! I want to kill my friends of getting ahead of me .. I want to waste all of their lives (oops) .. But at least it taught me how competitive I was ;) .. I should maybe apply this to my academics now too .. At least all the nerds in my class are playing it too now means I have a chance at getting better grades than them if I keep my playing time I'm check :p 

This Means even if your playing a swipe swipe game all day long you can still learn something out of it ... There's a lesson in it all :) 

Cheerio :) 

Dream catchers.

My graduation is coming soon .., and I can't be more happy . It's not out of the fact that I finally have a degree in hand or I'm independant and all that crap ... It's actually because is can't wait to get rid of the people around me . Sounds like too much hatred ??? Well call it what you may but I'd like to see you spending your days with girls trying way too much to be cool or wannabe or rope in hot guys by acting like 'phhh who needs boys in this world'.... Or just have a shot at hanging out with boys equally complexed in search for CEO jobs or even better rich girls they can marry and be settled in life with. 

The future ... My future is so unpredictable that it shouldn't even be called the future .. Too much of an understatement ;) ... Obviously no job prospects .. No money and none of my plans seem realistic :p ... But I noticed one thing in a lot of my other fellow friends  -would be a kinder word-.. They are just or even more so jumbled up than me but a salute to their hypocrisy and poor projections of their personalities , they act like they have a custom made job waiting for them the day they step out of university , a car , a house and all that stuff. Funnily these are the people that mock you the most on how bad it is to stay in your dreams of achieving and all that ... 

Cutting the story short .. I'd like to see these girls who are so full of themselves and the guys who think no end of themselves in 5 years time... They might succeed or they might not ... But one thing they will always remain are dream crushers .. Like that chocolate covered candy in candy crush that crushes everything it touches ... 

So Let me tell you that you can crush me like a lollipop but something you'll never have is the simple satisfaction of knowing what it's like when a dreamer dreams. You'll remain a wannabe who will never be ... You won't know what it feels like to learn and try new stuff because you'll look at people who have PHD's instead of looking at the people who will achieve much more than pieces of paper to get little sheep like you follow them . 

 Here's to a really super uncertain future ... 

Cheerio :) 

Is bar Naya Pakistan ya phir Gaya Pakistan ?

Tomorrow is 11th may. Probably one of the biggest days in the history of Pakistan since 23rd march , 14th August and the day we became a nuclear power state.
Basically I think the competition is just between PML-N and PTI . I mean come on has anyone seen the crap Bilawal Bhutto is pulling with his gay speeches !!! Khair in the spirit of these upcoming elections I am not going to say anything bad to the political parties that are giving displays of zoo tigers and killing those poor animals and ultimately being cursed by those mute( beyzuban) animals ( I hope they are eaten in hell ) .... Nor am I going to remind our nation that the "beloved" Benazir is long gone .....and probably turning in her grave by seeing her physco husband( if he's worth being called a human even) and super gay playboy of a son pulling such freak shows in front of the media with their slogans of "Benazir Bekasur" and "khoon chahye khoon denge" butcher shop antics.
I tend to forget that their is a PML-Q as well. I guess its better they are left forgotten anyways:p I mean who are these people ? Oh yeah they are just another of the money hungry power hungry dogs.
ANP etc is a topic I'm not going to touch they might blow up like the Taliban anytime because its not like they did anything for the Pathans fighting or becoming militants eventually.
When Mohammad Ali played the last round and lost he wasn't called the loser .. He was the people's champion . That's what Imran Khan is today. Yeah he married a Jew so what guys .... I mean we are fine with the idea of Pakistanis outside Pakistan living with random "goriyan" even if they eat pork or drink their bladders out. Actually why cross borders. See people in our own country calling themselves Muslims and drinking and womanising and leaving their perfectly good wives for a fling with some secretary. Isn't that something you guys should take a picture of and post of Facebook ?
But no ... As a Pakistani it is our duty to point out how IK drinks alcohol. Why not Point out Altaf Hussain being the world class womaniser if your so valiant and self-righteous. Or take a picture of Nawaz Sharif buying a chartered plane with our money he ate 20 years ago ! Or even better why not just kill all these people because they are "disobeying" Islamic rules and doing what is forbidden.
You know another thing that's forbidden ?? It's being a hypocrite. It's voting for an ass hole knowing that he's an ass hole. It's for criticising something new ... For killing hopes of people who are looking forward to a Pakistan where you can no longer criticise a system and where parents don't want their sons to run off to some other country to earn more money .. Where people won't look at your American accent and instantly rank you high in their respect books. Where if you have a European passport people won't line up at your doorstep to marry you .
So please vote for your dreamland but inside this country that is falling apart ... Vote sensibly guys ... Because if you vote for the wrong thing it will be like ending up married to a drug addict ,to a greedy jerk , to a materialistic girl , to an abusive husband or wife . Except its worse because all of this will be one person .. Controlling not just your life but lives of other 14 crore people along with you ....we all will be stuck in this .. Forever. No one knows who will live the next 5 years.. So make tomorrow count .
Cheerio :)
P.S please do punch yourself if your not voting for IK tomorrow .. Or call me I'll be more than happy to do the honours and remind you of the fact that your a waste of space and you should crawl back to where you came from.

Your better off dead.

A person dies. All of his life ahead of him. I'm sure he planned to buy a new car or marry someone pretty or have 10 kids. Maybe he wanted to help people in misery and do something for the greater good. Maybe he wanted little things like hot coffee on a cold evening or warm food on the table. Maybe all he wanted was comfort in life. But he dies before any of that happened. That's how unpredictable life is. Everyone's going to die sooner or later but we take it for granted that we have at least 40 more years ahead of us. We have at least the stage where we get to see our grandchildren. Or we get so many wrinkles that the dimples once admired are hardly recognisable.
My mom comes home and complains about how her day was bad. How her bones ache because of the patients she had to check in the hospital. I complain about how the money I spent on highlights is a waste since my hair looks horrible. Another person has the cheek to call up and criticise photos of family members posted on Facebook. One person I knows comes home and is too greedy to finish all the Danish pastries in his kitchen. One girl gets sad for no reason.
The difference between the one dead and the ones alive ?.. We really must be unfortunate enough to complain about the fact that we still have life. We have dreams. We have blood and oxygen. We have a life to complain about. We won't look at how lucky we are or our loved ones or friends are. We will just mope and bitch about everyone and everything. We are critics for lack of something , anything better to do.
If we can't cherish what we have we will never be able to give. Not to ourselves or our families or to the world. We can't afford a smile because its too expensive for our ego. Maybe we should start earning for what we really need to buy.
Cheerio :)

Chains.

You think you know people. Obviously not. But funnily enough it's the tiny things we don't see in them for a decade or so and all of a sudden you realise shit how the hell did I miss something that obvious. And all of a sudden it's a perfect flashback moment like those old movies and your hit with the realisation of how much you hate that trait in anyone let alone in the people that you consider your closest.
I actually thought hard and long on how I should tackle the situation but annoyingly so -just like diets that suit not just anyone - their is no wrong or right answer here either . I found myself helpless if I must say so myself. Self pity and a trip to sulky land didn't help either . In the end I realised the problem is really the problem. My lack of being strong enough to put my foot down is.
Yeah sure we should accept people for what they are with the good the bad and in this case the really ugly personality traits. But being honest with myself would I like me with those ? Or even simpler would my loved ones like me if I had a habit they didn't like ? Sadly I know the answer to that. But on the bright side it gives me relief too , because I may not be able to change or discourage that trait into submission but I can certainly built a diversion around it. That's the meaning of relationships in the end isn't it. Not all sunshine and blue water. Just a million ways to avoid the conflict you have with those weird or bad or materialistic habits and the conflicts you have within.
You gotta suck it up and focus on the positive. It's hard when your having a crappy day but if we manage one day I think that's enough to get you through at least a month if your a confused pessimist-optimist like me :p
Cheerio :)

iheartmoneylessgains

Final year is turning out to be a bitch . I don't study anything , and now I don't even complain about not studying anything . Wonder if that's a positive thing ?:p 

Sadly we are living in times where our showers are 10 minutes and our sweaty mucky work is 100 hours .But one thing Ive finally thought about is what I want to do with my life . And no it isn't conquer the world or get a really high profile job . Its just to do the stuff I want to.Not to make a career that pays the bills. My friend and I were talking that day about the fact that no one around us plans on doing things they want in life . They just want a career whether they like that job or not . Yeah its practical and all that rubbish . But how practical really is it since your gonna end up in the grave anyway ? God isn't gonna ask you ho much money you minted or how much fun you had . No ones going to hold u accountable for anything . So why not just for once sit down and take a breath . We are in a rush to go . to come back , our parties are rushed up affairs , shopping is like your the speed of light , cooking is easy , everything in short is really short !

Not many people I know read books . Its face book ! all the freakin' time. Ive actually forgotten the feeling of a slow Sunday because its stopped existing anywhere . I sleep late wake up late . Sleep early wake up early and waste a tonne of time in between doing things that's give me no pleasure whatsoever ! 

I wonder if the concept of a bucket list exists anywhere ? Yeah sure we all have so many wished that we want to be true. but how badly do we want them ? Because clearly we don't want them as bad as money , fame or glory. 

Everyone does things to please others . You do it for your parents or your wife or your children . I'm yet to see someone do something for themselves. And if God forbid someone does have a little fun in life we call them selfish . NO !! selfish is thinking about yourselves while depriving others of theirs thoughts and actions. Actions that are harmless to others but pleasurable to you is not selfishness. Its called being happy guys . 

I can name 100 people in my circle who do things for all the wrong reasons and then they act all deep and philosophical . Philosophy isn't something that has to be as deep as an ocean . Philosophy is a thought. the thought of peace , the silence that you enjoy.

So if you trying to hard to earn money or a career or a girl or boy or whatever the hell .. sit down , take a breath and drink cold water . And ask yourself is this thing going to make you happy on your deathbed ? If not then your a jackass cause honey you've just wasted at least 2 decades cleaning up peoples crap. Stop worrying about others and what car they have or how thin your best friends wife is and how unhot yours is. Love yourself and love others. Most of all love your life. 

P.S If your having a really hard time accepting this or if all you want in life is to win a trophy then sorry dude this isn't for you . The prize isn't tangible or boast able.

Cheerio :)